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I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
Aug. 26th, 2007
04:54 pm
This particular Sunday morning when i woke up, i had no good or bad memories about the night before. Saturday night are always packed with stupid antics that Krystal and I pull, ridiculous things we say that we would blame on the alcohol, and embarrassing moments that we will tease each other about for months. But it was a little different this time. We drank our usual amount of liquor but there was something wrong with the crowd at our most favorite spot....it was boring.
Both floors were packed, so it wasn’t a lack of people that was the problem. It might have been the fact that the bottom floor was filled with chain & leather, make up wearing Satan worshipers who still listened to Korn and Marilyn Manson. For people who are supposed to be part of societies ‘dark’ side of life, they were real pussies and were freaked out by whatever was said to them. Back to drinking more alcohol we go.
Sitting outside, there was no one to mingle with because everyone looked sober and uninterested in conversations, especially in their social groups. These damn Satan worshippers.... We kept to our corner while we smoked. Finally some cute Jaggermeister girls started to unload their stuff next to us. Naturally we ask for free stuff, and we get a hat that will probably never be worn ever again, despite how many washes it gets. We left pretty quickly after we have finally had enough, and decided to walk for a bit before we got into a cab back to Rexdale. Krystal stops to pee and stumbles a little. Having nothing else to whip with, we found some good use for the hat.
It almost reminded me of a time where a girl invited us to her house party and decided to talk shit about my nearest and dearest. In the bathroom as we were angrily discussing her calling Krystal a slut, i came up with the genius idea to urinate into her face cream (being half empty i naturally assume it was used daily). After we were both done we whipped with separate ends of her bath towel and shook up the cream to hide the evidence. we leave the bathroom trying to disguise ourselves with what we did. Saying goodbye to her was excellent knowing that when she was hung over the next day, she would be rubbing piss into her oily skin.
We weren’t going to just leave it there for some bum to sell it off, we decided to make people dirty with them having no knowledge about what was going on and why we had to document them wearing our hats with our cameras. No one questioned once as to what behind our evil smirks and giggles... After many attempts to find people at 4 in the morning on Bloor street, we collected about 18 pictures.
16 poor souls and 2 cops that have had urine rubbed in their hair.
Ladies and gentlemen, this was the most entertaining part of my weekend.
Aug. 16th, 2007
10:46 pm
"Hi, 28 yr old white male here, I'm a bit of an exhibitionist with a strange fetish, do you want to watch me poo while I'm on my webcam? If your curious I have pics etc, so let me know."
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
im so tempted to see if he is actually for real. i would love nothing more than to humiliate him
Aug. 15th, 2007
07:27 pm
so i got someone sick.
supposedly.
funny thing is, even tho i was disgustingly sick 3 weeks ago. i've been healthy since, minus my regular smokers cough. Considering that i was loaded up with drinks on the weekend, constantly surrounded by boys who hit on me, all of them looking cute in dim-dark lighting.....i will choose to not state of number of make outs i received. i basically should be in bed, right now, with mono, oral herpes, strep throat, and getting ready for surgery to get my tonssils removed.
i've always been a good judge of my actions, if i know that i will regret what i do right now when i wake up the next day.... i won't do it. anything else is fair game to me and hopefully i can black it out any time. So the funny part is, if i was in fact 'sick' everyone would be in big loads of trouble and should be pounding me in the face.
but i'm not and i wanted to make that clear.
so with the information i stated above, i begin to scan what i remember from saturday night....and no.... this person and i did not kiss (i remember being very sober until he said bye to me). i didn't even get closer than 6 inches to him!!!! but he is saying that i got him sick. the funny part is, knowing that he would have tried to kiss me at some point in the night, i made up the lie that i still was. better to lie than to let him and me go along with him. we're friends, i don't want to do the embarassing repulsive head turn.
evil.
i know.
but i would like to avoid the numerous phone calls, texts, comments, messages, etc that would follow.
Aug. 13th, 2007
08:31 pm - bring on the underage boys
A meet a lot of people and everyone knows at some point in a long conversation the topic of sex comes up. I have found that guys are obsessed with virgins, i haven’t met very males that didn’t think it was cool to pop the cherry of some random ‘haven’t gotten past finger banging’ slut. i could be wrong about the male population. or maybe i just could know a lot of perverted creeps, but one thing is certain... we all attract who we are.
There used to be a guy at my work who i found myself always going on break with. He was funny and always tried to convince me to go on a date that would result in me sleeping with him. He was cute and all but the fact that he had a wife and kid always had to pop into the back of my mind and just turned me off. It’s always better not to ask, so you never know. What you don’t know can’t hurt you. Despite this I still proceeded to always go to Mcdonalds with him on my lunch breaks and make a cute/flirty/sexual comment every time he walked by.
Everyone knows that at every major corporation, there is a full-time mentally disabled employee who is just a tiny bit slower than the rest. Well at my place of employment, there were two..... and they both wanted in my pants. I guess being the sweetheart that i am, they took my sweetness as flirting and both repeatedly begged me to let them take me out on dates. Saying that i attract what i am, Marriedhotguy gave me a nickname. He does it in such a flirty and smooth way that i never minded when he called me ‘Special’.
So to live up to this nick name, i would like the be the ‘Special” first time lady to a boy. I need a non-repulsive boy, easily attached, thinks everything with a vagina is game, and one that doesn’t have a birth date after 1990. There’s no real challenge involved with having sex with any guy with experience.... he knows what is best for him, what will get him off and it’s basically up to you to figure it out.
HOWEVER! a virgin doesn’t know that yet. You can fuck him silly or be the laziest and unenthusiastic lay every, and they don’t even know any better! BUT this isn’t my goal, i don’t just want to steal their innocence and purity. I want them to fall in love....
I couldn’t date a virgin because i would be obligated to fall in love with him. however, i’m all about tough love and being a fucking greasy asshole that will do the all the greedy taking.
I feel i could be doing them a favor by setting the bar high for them. or maybe ruining their lives that will be filled with disappointment and dissatisfaction. possibly heartbreak when i kick them out of my house, telling them they should go to avoid sleeping in for school in the morning. but my one gift, experience, advice, whatever, that i want to offer to the next human being is to never settle for mediocre when they know they can and have done better.
Aug. 12th, 2007
11:13 pm - the short version of my weekend
"a lil bit of a whore"
that is the conclusion to my 'awesome' 3 day weekend :D
at least it was written annonymously and in a very cute shade of pink. mostly for this persons benefit.
my weekend started with a date from a boy who i wanted to add into my little evil collection of guys i shouldn't be romantically involved with....but i do what i want despite what my concience tells me. sexy kisser, but i guess with 13 years on me, it is just expected. the night was looking as good as he did and had all my favourite ingridients to a good time: good conversation, laughs, drama, blood (not mine), alcohol, and make outs. After hiding the fact that i threw up....twice, i still i had such a great time til about 7 in the morning when we finally decided to go back to his house. the only word to describe the rest is, hmm unsatisfying. i didn't bother to get out of bed til about 5 because i used the time to recover. he didn't make me breakfast, defiantly not a keeper. i wasnt even vertical for an hour before i went back to the liqour store to stock up on the rest of my weekend.
A couple of hours later we end up at Tortilla Flats where they have the best mixed drinks with the cutest names. i love drinks that taste good but sneak up on you when you least expect it. After a few jagger shots and more curious george's, the alcohol just made me gullable. the donkey who was there fell in love with me out of the blue and being so naive, i fell for it. i should have puked up everything that was said to me, but hey! i was more drunk than he was.
Layed in bed all day the next with some giddyness about the night before.... and in celebration of that mood i watch my favourite hang over movies. LORD OF THE RINGS 2 & 3. After laying in bed for the whole day, smoking stale cigarettes, i decided i better use the 20 minutes of my time at home to get dressed and ready before i have to leave for Daniels bday festivites. We ended up at the Brunswick House, and i swear i don't even know why i got dressed, i might have fit in a little better. we left right after paying like 6 bucks for every watered down drink... and probobly would have felt no effects no matter how fast you drank them.
so we obviously ended up at the beloved Dance Cave. and miss margy makes the mistake of getting doubles, in the little cups. half vodka in every cup. i think i was done by the same time krystal got kicked out. i felt very dominating and violent last night too. a guy was pulled into the womans bathroom and a guy got to redeem himself after a shitty kiss from spin the bottle played a few months ago. i blamed it on his nose.
after walking for what seemed like forever, i finally made it home and passed the fuck out. krystal and i didnt even bother clearing the bed or getting extra pillows. i knew the day was going to be shit when i woke up still drunk with krystals elbow in my face and the sound of her snores in my ear. today, donkey tells me that he doesnt remember the other night and doesnt want to commit. doesn't want to be reminded that he told me he loved me 10 times and wanted me to move in with him. BEER GOGGLES
thats fine, i got an awesome book that inspires me to write down all my stories and fucked up situations. so this is the start.
i also hope whoever calls me a whore just remembers that all your mothers love me :D
oh and i hope you get hit by the cattle car that should be taking you home to the stockyards.
Sep. 5th, 2006
12:14 am
This has to be the best weekend i have had in a while. and of course i got to share it with my partner in crime, Krystal. anyhoo, friday and saturday, we did a whole lot of un-interesting things not worth writing about. we both still had fun tho!!!!
Yesterday, i worked 8 hours and had paralyzing cramps. i was in no mood to hang out or go out. That was until Krystal said she was coming over.....with company. They dragged me out of bed and took me to this kid James' house. They were having an end of the summer party. naturally, i drink and smoke my brains out.
- we got there at 9, and someone was already puking everywhere and passing out,
as for the rest of us, we.....
- We played drinking games,
- a little bit of strip poker (i might add i owned that game with the asian kid),
- we got the other boys, and Krystal, down to under garments,
- then we fucked around and hung out inside,
- some kid jp was all up in krystals shit,
- i had two dudes all up in mine,
- James refused to put his clothes back on,
- we went outside to learn how to skateboard.
We stumbled home to sleep because we had a big date the next day. That's right, Krystal and Margaret went to the EX. IT WAS FUCKING PACKED BUT STILL SO MUCH FUN!!!!
- we spent the time roaming around the stores,
- walking around all the games and rides,
- went to the petting zoo,
- stood in really long line ups,
- rode the farris wheel with a bunch of black girls,
- went on a spinny ride that involved krystal crushing me! we were heckling each other. i kept calling her a fat blimp and she kept calling me a pansy. despite the spinning, we defiantly got attention and had people pointing and laughing.
- smoked a bowl
- roamed around again, taking it all in
- took a de-tour on the way home
Now, im lonely without my other half by my side.....drum circle tomorrow???? please?.
( NOW FOR THE PICTURES, yes, there are pics :D) )
Aug. 31st, 2006
09:04 pm
My company is comming back!!!!!!!!!
i spent the entire week setting up an office and cleaning up my entire room and i'm going to make this happen. My bags are going to be more high-tech and a lot less cheesy. at least i hope. haha.
i have so many ideas running through my head, its ridiculous. I made a couple today and i'm really happy about the way they turned out.
i really want this to happen and work out.
ps. if anyone catches me being lazy, kick/punch/slap/hurt the body part you think would hurt the most. thanks.
Jul. 10th, 2006
10:43 pm
I had the worst day today. like seriously, right now i feel like shit.
- i woke up for work an hour early today becuase my alarm clock was an hour ahead for some reason?
- after a quick nap, i slept in and was almost late for work
- i guess when i showed up soaked from the rain, they let it slip.
- i had to cover greeter and that meant i have to take care of so much shit at the front.
- all the idiots had to be in walmart today. and i guess i have the aura that attracts them to me for stupid questions.
- after work i was going to buy a whole bunch of junk and munch out, when i got to the cash, i didnt have my debit. krystal had it from last night.
- i walk through the parking lot and i see my bus go by.
- after 30min another one came and closed the door on me on my wrist. im fine despite the fact that he drove away for a bit claiming he didnt see me. MAYBE IF YOU LOOKED YOU FAGGOT. i swear im going to sue his fucking ass.
- i came home and was like, i need to make pizza. burnt that to shit and burnt my hand.
- i had to go to sleep to avoid anything worse that could happen.
that time of the month is just the cherry ontop of an uncooked crappy cake.
so i sent an email to the ttc people and i swear i better get a reply. i over exagerated a lil but....this is it. i wanna see something done because i could have been in a freak accident.
"I work as a cashier at the Walmart in rexdale and always take the ttc home after work. Even after all the problems I've had with the ttc I never frowned upon it because i need it part of my daily life. But today the line was crossed.
When i got on the bus i was at the bus stop with younger female and as we got on, she went first. The bus driver claimed to not see me as i climbed onto the steps and he closed the door on me. Still not fully on the bus, I moved back as the first reaction i had to the doors closing in on me, and then crushed my wrist. Then, to make things better he drove away for a few seconds with me still caught on the door. It wasnt until i screamed and banged on the door that he stopped, he didn't even bother to look to see me. Did he ask if i was fine? no. theres no way you can miss me especially standing next to a smaller child.
So maybe if the bus driver actually payed attention and looked to the right of the bus this wouldnt have happend. Maybe i wouldn't have to go to the doctor and now wouldnt have to miss a week of work because of my injury from what could have been a freak accident. Now all i want is for you to see that sometimes your employees are just not caring about their passengers safety. I don't want to be on a bus where the driver doesnt pay attention to all sides of the bus. I demand a reply to know that someone has heard my story and an appology because now i will miss a works week of money, and won't be able to afford rent or a metro pass to get around to work."
Jul. 4th, 2006
01:28 pm - pointless downtown meeting
so yesterday after work i went to go downtown to meet up with Krystal and Vj. its funny because when i got there, vj had to go home. like fuck what a waste of time fucking youngins having to be home early. anyways we sat on old city hall for a bit, smoked pot and then stared at hot skaters.
Vj kept snapping pictures of us when we werent looking. its funny because if you look at these, krystal and i have the same face and same body language. check it out.....i guess its something that happens when you are in love.
Jun. 15th, 2006
11:59 am
Krystal and i bought pipes the other day and went to our spot to get extremely baked.
We also happend to take pictures!!!!!
Jun. 12th, 2006
01:20 pm
so i've been pretty lazy with my posts and have decided that this morning is the one where i make a post about my trip to Montreal. After a week, i havent gotten a full nights sleep until tonight and im bored waiting for krystal to come home from work. anyways...heres a day to day point form story of what happened.
THURSDAY NIGHT
- we got to the bus station at about 11 to catch the over-night bus to Ottawa at midnight. the line up was huge but we were in the front.
- everyone had the lights off on the grey hound bus except for krystal and i.
- we were way too excited and kept making noise. im sure everyone was pissed off with us.
- we created new games such as name that animal
- 6am we arrived in Ottawa and had to switch buses. spent an hour there. bought condoms from a vending machine and chain smoked. back on the bus to Montreal....
FRIDAY
- got to Montreal at 8am and threw all our shit infront of the bus station and waited for Wes to come get us.
- took the metro to the boys place. dumped all our shit and woke aleks up.
- Krystal and i showered together. it was to take a shit, and mask the smell with water and girly purfumey shampoos and body washes.
- we were poo shy.
-we went grocery shopping to let wes and aleks sleep since they had almost no sleep.
- bought a whole bunch of shit and came home and we all napped.
- woke up, started pre-drinking. i got carded for the first time at their liqor store. it was sweet.
- went out to the bar, shitty dancing to metal.....stupid metal head dj, cool people.
- walked home for an hour, and crashed on the king size bed.
SATURDAY
- woke up with a not so big hang over.
- showered together with Krystal again, and we stayed in and watched a movie because it was raining.
- the boys started skateboarding in the living room
- we went to the store again and polished off another 26er.
- played a drinking game and i played my first game of poker with money. i won a few hands, but lost at the end.
- went out to the bar drunk. we demanded dancing this night with good music.
- i saw brad, who used to be in a band we folled around when i was 16.
- bought everyone drinks, 5 shots for $10
- went to a place with good music. no one was there on the dance floor except krystal and i. we put on a show.
- went to another bar, saw brad again and we all danced in our big group of people.
- came home and aleks stole our bed, so krystal and i slept on uncomftrable cots.
SUNDAY
- slept all day to make up for shitty sleep.
- pre-drank again and went out.
- 2 other dudes we stayed with went back to school.
- we met Wes's and Aleks's friend Anike at a dominatrix party.
- we went to a few bars and roamed the streets, this night was comepletly dead and barely anyone was out. it sucked but we still drank.
- came home and krystal passed out. i stayed up with Wes. aleks didnt come home.
MONDAY
-we were supposed to catch a bus at `1 but krystal didnt wanna leave when i woke her.
- i packed and went back to bed.
- we went to the bus station for 4 and i said my byes to wes
- took an annoying bus ride back home and got back home at around 2am
-next day i had work at 9am, krystal at 7am
It was an awesome weekend. it was exactly the same as Toronto but i can drink legally there. i loved it. we stayed with 4 awesome dudes and had a great time each night. i defiantly wanna go back.
( AND NOW FOR THE PICTURES )
May. 28th, 2006
12:43 am
quote of the night
random black guy: hey girls
us: *ignore*
B.G.: what you don't like niggers?
Krystal: NO
B.G.: i don't like niggers either!
Krystal: ohhhhhh no! i meant i don't like boys
Me: yo man, why you hitting on my girlfriend? shes NOT interested.
one of those things you had to be there for
May. 20th, 2006
02:10 am
so it just occured to krystal and i that we are going to montreal. like for real now. everything is for sure and there are no maybes.
what's funny is we are going all the way there to party with a dude i met off meetmeinto and his buddy.
tell me how stoked youd be?!!?!?!?!?!
leave comments abotu cool places to check out.
May. 14th, 2006
09:29 pm
ALRIGHT SO THIS IS A STOLEN IDEA.
but i really wanna get a few things off my chest. so here's whats going to happen...i say what i've always wanted to say without saying who it's to. and you cant be mad/happy to assume that i am talking or not talking about you. some of them might be obvious.
i will probobly never love anyone as much as you. never in my life have i met someone who i have cared about this much, and got the same affection in return. all my life, ive never had anyone like you. i have so many names for you...sister, soul mate, girlfriend, other half of the party tag teamer, best friend. i want you to know that i love you with all of me.
i wish you knew how i truely felt about you. i seriously wish i could stop putting on an act to show you how im supposed to feel, when infact you make me feel uncomftrable. it can't ever be the same.
if i for sure knew your answer would be yes i would have asked you not to leave. i can't help but miss you when i spend my entire day getting phone calls from you to getting a mini 10min-msn chat of how much fun you are having. i wish you werent so hard to read. we both hate putting our nights to an end and i miss seeing the sunrise. i never saw it until i started talking to you. literally. i don't ever want to say goodbye to you again because right now im going through withdrawls.
I honestly think you are the most selfish person when it comes to feelings. straight up there is no understanding comming from your end
you are becoming such a fucking asshole it sucks because i thought you were a genuinley nice person. i bet you have this vision of me in your head that you should cock slap from your mind.
i fucking love partying with you. i feel so stoked being invited out with you because there is always a good vibe around you and your friends. there shouldnt be anything stopping you anymore from calling us.
There isnt a day that goes by where i dont stop and wonder how you have been and if things worked out for you after all in the end. i want you to know that no matter how much shit we went through, i always cared for you.
i wish i saw you as often as i used to before you got a girlfriend after the summer. you were the first person i called to chill and our nights were always a blast. please call me to hang out again, for old times sake?
i don't think you ever knew that i actually went because i really genuinly liked you. not any other reason your friends might have hyped it up to be.
you are a fucking creep and i wish i had the heart to block you
i hope your life is as amazing as you have dreamt it to be. you are so talented and wonderful that when i begin to miss you, i smile at the same time.
you are nothing but a try hard and you seriously piss me off everytime i hear your voice. that haircut doesn't work for your fat ass.
i am so happy i dont have to see you on a regular basis anymore. i swear to god you are the biggest fucking idiot bitch on the planet. you should have killed yourself ages ago. i never liked you and im happy to stop pretending.
May. 5th, 2006
02:25 pm
ME: dude, please don't look at me while i pee, my undies might be dirty.
KRYSTAL: why the fuck would i look?
ME: you might just quickly glance and be grossed out!!!!
KRYSTAL: dude you saw my shit floating around when you were unclogging the toilet
ME AND KRYSTAL: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
So last night we went to my friend Ted's house warming party. he just moved in a week ago, we've already partied there twice, but this time everyone was to come. only the regulars showed. poor ted. it was fun none the less. it's really awekward how in even small little hangouts, people still manage to split up into smaller groups. LAME
We spent the entire time inhaling a large pepperoni pizza to our faces. yes we ate it all.
After most people left, we started to get rowdy. played a game of Twister and later strip poker. that didn't go well, we discovered our friends are pervs so we bounced. and got a cab.
Our cabbie was a perv too, we told him we just got out of a fully naked game of strip poker and we promised to call him next time we need a cab, and invite him upstairs for a game. he even was going to let us smoke 'ganja' in he car. unfortuantly we had none and i couldn't stop laughing at his turban and the way he said naked.
so we got home and into bed at around 4;30, and we were disturbed by the drilling the construction workers were doing close to my window, at 8 in the morning. but somehow, we managed to wake up at 2pm and sleep through it. we both kept waking up and grunting but falling back asleep.
and now for the pictures!!!!!
ps. i got my nose pierced on monday
( PICS PICS PICS )
Apr. 20th, 2006
01:43 pm - bubbles
So last night Krystal and I had a very cute girls night.
We smoked a joint and right beofre the burn out stage we decided to take a bubble bath together.
After taking a few pictures and my boobs flopping everywhere, these were the end results.
Be jealous of me and my girlfriend/best friend, because we are cuter than you.
( PICTURES )
Mar. 23rd, 2006
02:41 pm
ALL WEEKEND DRINKING BIRTHDAY BINGE
yeah thats right, im spending an extra long weekend with my life for Krystals birthday!...friday, satruday, sunday, AND monday, we will be partying none stop (until i have to go to work for two days but still).
Friday i am going to the Bled but then meeting up with my beautiful drunken darlings to party more with them.
Saturday, we have nothing planned yet BUT! we will be drinking
Sunday, we are going to some bar in Rexdale to get Krystal loaded!
Monday is Motion City Soundtrack and Krystal will defiantly be drunk and dancing along to them with me. ill make her.
I CANT WAIT ♥
ps...if anyone knows of any parties on saturday, be sure to comment and let me know ;)
Mar. 13th, 2006
Mar. 8th, 2006
10:27 pm
haha so i got stoned tonight and came home and started munching out, letting my friend cody watch me on cam....and i cracked open my last can of pop. heres what happened after i kicked it off my desk....
Margy says:
SHIT i jsut spilt a whoel cock
who is it? -does aneyone have an old cell phone?? says:
what?
Margy says:
balls
Margy says:
brb
Margy says:
ugh i hate life right now
who is it? -does aneyone have an old cell phone?? says:
lol
who is it? -does aneyone have an old cell phone?? says:
cause u spilt a cock
Margy says:
haha a coke!
Margy says:
OMG I MEANT COKE
who is it? -does aneyone have an old cell phone?? says:
right
best coversation of my life.
Jan. 19th, 2006
02:20 pm
So for the past while, i have had the most fucked up sleeping schedule. I don't go to sleep until about 4-5 and i wake up at about 2 or 3. Last night was no different. As i was sitting in my bed watching a movie that i've already seen a zillion times, but that night was different. i needed to get rid of a lame routine so i picked up the book David gave me and was going to start reading it. It was a Christmas present so to start reading it was waaaaaay over-due. So i open Perks of Being a Wallflower and begin to read.
No joke, after 6 hours i put the book down and say to myself that was amazing. I have never finished a book in one sitting, but this time i couldn't fall asleep because i needed to know what happend next. Its a weird feeling when you can read the way a character is feeling and be like, "i know what this feels like."
I just woke up so i don't feel like typing a lot. I'm getting myself some breakfast!
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